The Funny Life of Pets

Whether you love pets, want a pet, or don't like pets at all but you love laughing so much that you fall on the floor and roll around crying - THIS is the perfect book for you. Written by the outstanding children's comedian James Campbell, prepare yourself for The Funny Life of Pets!
But be WARNED - this IS NOT a normal book...

You read a normal book by starting on page one and reading to the end (BORING). This book isn't like that. You can read it forwards, backwards, sideways, and in approximately 861,000 different ways in-between.

This is not a fact book. Well, it is a bit. But it's also a story. This is a book with outrageous facts, hilarious jokes, and brilliant stories about pets, the author, and all sorts of other things.

WARNING: Anything you think you might have learned from this book might not be very accurate so should not be used in a school project or as part of homework. Unless of course, you are made of stardust and are as brave as sunshine. Uncover the sidesplitting life of cucumber scaredy-cats, non-stop pooping hamsters, exploding fish and everything in-between (and some things that have nothing to do with pets but are still ridiculously funny). This hilarious book answers all the big questions, like: do sausage dogs eats sausages? Why has my cat done a poo behind my wardrobe? And, how can I persuade my parents to get me a pet? For real-life pet facts, imaginary stories, and a generally laugh-so-hard-snot-comes-out-your-nose read, this is the only pet book you'll ever need!